they/them
17
social anxiety disorder/sagittarius/i love u already
Muhammad Ali & Bill Cosby
she is a goddess among tramps
A lot of the inventions from the original series are part of our everyday lives now… (x)
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
Don’t cry John~~
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
